I’m not that good with July 4th. I’m sorry. I’ll ruin your barbecue by requesting a veggie burger, complaining about getting wet in a water fight and freaking out about mosquitos.
I hope everyone has an amazing day off, remembers that they know approximately 0.2333% of the declaration of independence (was that the one with the John Hancock?) and spends a lovely day with family.
And to all my non-American friends abroad, why not have an oreo to celebrate?
Happy Fourth of July!